Argh! its Igor the ghoul from beyond the grave. Come in, come in welcome to the house of horror you will be  frightened beyond your worst nightmare.  So be afraid be very afraid. 

We have werewolf's, ghosts and vampires. You name it we have got it. No lame monsters like the blob.

I am pleased we finally have some guests to scare witless, I mean to entertain. I nearly forgot my name is Igor and I will be accompanying you on this voyage.

I don't recommend it but if you can stand the fear click on Igor.